If She Asks For Your Birth Time RUN Trust Me T-Shirt
A cosmic warning tee for the romantically unprepared.
$35.00
For the person who’s learned the hard way that “What time were you born?” is not small talk — it’s a full spiritual investigation. This tee captures the exact moment when someone decides to decode your entire personality using the planets, and you suddenly realize you’re not ready for the results.
Soft, durable, and effortlessly funny, it’s ideal for anyone who dates, befriends, or simply attracts mystical people with strong astrological opinions.