I Let Her Sage Me I Don't Ask Questions T-Shirt
Mystic humor for the energetically challenged.
$35.00
They said the energy felt “a little off,” and suddenly you’re standing there while someone circles you with burning sage like you’re part of a full‑moon ritual. This tee is for anyone who’s ever been spiritually cleansed without signing up for it.
Soft, comfortable, and printed with crisp detail, it blends humor with mystical chaos in the best way. Perfect for partners, friends, roommates, or anyone who’s been saged for “vibes” they didn’t know they were giving off.
Wear it proudly — your aura is probably cleaner now anyway.